And yet here you are.

https://ballotpedia.org/Ballot_access_for_presidential_candidates

That’s the problem. :D :D

As I am conversing with a poster named “doublebutt” in a comment section, you are about half-right.

Thanks for your permission, Prof. Doublebutt. (Your refusal to capitalize or period-punctuate is quite the scholarly convincer.)

Indeed, I would hate to force anybody identifying as “doublebutt” on A.V. Club to read.

Make that “joke” to Taylor Swift’s face.

You know, I want to get sentimental about this one. I do. I really do. For a Gen-Xer who was a teenager at the time, ‘89 was a genuinely awe-some year, and Tim Burton’s blockbuster visual grab bag was the first film I ever saw— in the multiplex, no less— in the company of Mary Jane.🌿

Sociocultural pro tip: while Gone with the Wind and Birth of a Nation should be panned for being overblown, pretentious, and going on forever (in addition to their repulsive politics), trying to throw Citizen Kane under the bus is the same instinct that leads people to tear down statues of abolitionists and beat up…

Stick to your monosyllables. :D :D

Your friendly regular reminder that Lana Del Rey once threatened to physically assault a black woman (double “not”s and all), and you all thought it was “cool” because— wull— Azealia Banks...

“Now that I’m aware...” Um, was she really not aware of Roseanne Barr when she insisted on working with her...?

Man, this is gonna infuriate all his fans.

OK, I’m gonna go there and be the context guy and include Roger Ebert’s full opening paragraph (as, of course, he is no longer here to defend himself).

J.K. Rowling was always a broke person’s Joss Whedon.

Also, that headline photo...

Corrected (thank you, Mike Beauvais).

Headline: we know you meant “Posing.”

Respect: the supposed “pros” of the medium— for a grown adult— are not even minuscule...