jesus fuck how hard is it to type another m

It’s just another doe for you and me in paradise.

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

“and it’s 150 per cent that it’s not us”

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Give me a Prius and put me in the left-most lane. I can guarantee nobody will get around me.

Producer: “Cue up something for the loss of Roy Halladay.”

Breitbart headline that garners 100K views and 0 comments relating to a professional baseball game.

Thoughts and Prayers™ 

He should go with some tried and true baseballisms, like “Hustle, Grit, Humble”. On second thought, that’s probably too long, so he should probably just abbreviate it.

He should have went with “sticks”, as his number is 11 and he clearly has a third one up his ass.

At least the truck stood its ground...

The most entertaining sports radio should resemble pro wrestling;

Someone’s showing off the DeVos math & history proficiency.