Some will cry “clickbait”, but fuck em, joke preservation trumps all other considerations.

There are certain laptops with a fruit logo on their backs that come with a operating system in which you can’t play Skyrim. The other ones, no problem.

Damn, Hugh Laurie when he was a young chap, and next to dear ol’ Bean.

Actually, let’s do it. Send me an e-mail stephentotilo at kotaku dot com. We’ll see how boring you are.

Nah. If he’s involved in something interesting, we’re posting. Here we’ve got a playful way to look at the general pointlessness of pre-ordering video games. It only works because of the scale of his success.

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

The technological reasoning behind this is fairly simple to figure out, even without seeing the code base. The game does not maintain a traditional “tick-rate” as would be seen in other multi-player focused games. All player’s activities are passed to the server periodically by some means (can’t say for sure what…

"kertos pls"