Does the game use the line “I’ll eat your ass” at any point?

The Metal Gear games. I have friends who love those games so much, but I just can’t get into them. They all seem like such nonsense.

To me, 88 mph is the speed at which one can travel through time.

It’s funny, I don’t remember a lot of NPCs fingering their asses.

Sigh. Can we stop pretending that corporations are our friends? Consolidation at the level we see from these huge companies is bad.

It’s like if the DeLorean grew up and became a zaddy.

Not at all. When I used to listen to Major Nelson, he and others at Microsoft would talk about Sony and Nintendo consoles and games all the time.

My favourite part of the article is where you linked to the trailer so I could watch it.

But... it kind of is. I don’t have the money to get all the consoles (or the time to play them), so I have an Xbox Series X and a Switch. I imagine most serious gamers that aren’t going to buy both Xbox and Playstation will get one or the other, plus a Switch.

Solidarity, motherfuckers!

If they stopped talking about games developed or published by problematic companies, they’d have nothing to talk about.

I’ve put in about 120 hours now in Starfield, and tend to play only one game at a time. And yet I feel the pull of Powerwash Simulator right now. That provides a sense of accomplishment that Todd Howard could only dream of.

I couldn’t even read your whole post, so there’s no way Starfield is going to entertain me for a decade.

I’d rather crash and burn than go to a Kiss concert. They made the right choice.

I’ve put in around 110 hours now, and would say that I’ve had fun. But yeah, overall it’s boring. The development appears to have been deeply unfocused with very little effort on creating a cohesive whole game.

I’m sorry, if it’s not a Chuck Tingle book then I’m just not interested.

I don’t get why it’s a big deal. At every spot in my house where I might sit down to play my Switch, or use my phone, or use one of these if I was crazy enough to buy one, I’ve already got surge protectors with USB ports that can power any portable. It’s not hard to do.

And what makes you think they have a sweet ass?

Hey! That’s not very nice to say about goblins.

You get powers in this game? I’ve put in 50 hours and didn’t even realize that was a thing at all. I guess I should focus more on the story.