Come on, you’re not even really trying. Troll harder.

Because as far as lawyers go, it’s a bad look. And it gives Kotaku a good excuse to malign Trump, which is always a good thing.

I’d imagine the Capcom president’s salary is too high.

Shockingly (not really), this article no longer holds up. Who would have guessed that a developer would ever improve a game after launch?

Bill Maher is great for my brother-in-law. As a Maher fan, he can pretend he’s a liberal even though he hates women and thinks billionaires are cool.

I’m sure they still have value for money laundering.

Really? That’s it? You’re just out and going to never buy another new game or console again? Okay then.

The problem is that there are so many hours in the day and it’s hard fitting in all the horrible shit this asshole says and does.

I was a fan of his BBC podcast until it got cancelled. Then I realized what a shithead he is. Hadn’t heard about him in years and it feels appropriate he’s swung so hard to the right. Fuck Russell Brand.

They’re both blackface.

If I was younger, I could understand the appeal. But I’m too old, I want travel points, and I also really, really hate the idea that Microsoft is in the financing business (regardless of the fact there’s a bank involved).

That may be true, but it also sounds like a lot of people knew for a very long time that Masterson was a creep. Ashton and Mila had certainly heard some of those things, even if they didn’t want to believe them.

Hey, maybe you can give some serious consideration of fucking yourself.

I didn’t play it until after the biggest patches were done. And I absolutely loved it. One of the best experiences I’ve had in recent memory. The gameplay is great, and yes there are still some glitches but certainly nothing janky about it.

Yikes!

He died a few years ago. It’s time they removed his corpse.

Pong 2: Electric Boogaloo

Sure, but when you’re a seasoned expert and someone who claims to also be an expert isn’t acting like one, it can be easy to see when something is wrong.

Niemann is an admitted cheater dating back to earlier games. There’s no reason anyone should ever trust him.

Considering what Steve Harvey is actually like when the cameras are off, this seems pretty on brand for him.