How is “going into the woods COMPLETELY unprepared” your definition of badass?

“Barnaby recommends bringing a gun to the Canadian woods if you’re mushroom picking, as bears are unreliable weaponry.”

You realize that all-female colleges don’t like, ban your daughters from interacting with the opposite sex, right?

Yeah, because women never do anything wrong. And also, all-women’s college doesn’t mean they never see men. Your kids will be adults, you can’t “refuse to let them at one of these schools.”

Why the fuck is Jezebel portraying him as athlete first, rapist second? OF ALL OUTLETS. Jesus Christ.