I'm on the team

Whoopdie fucking doo. So what we are struggling to win at home. Doesn't matter. We are road champs which will be perfect in October. We are still the hottest team in baseball (Check the last couple of series of you don't believe me). Cubs just got laughed out of Washington field. It's gonna be a long summer for…

Cool. And they have one ring to show for it. Therefore, one good season

I admit I forgot that werthless was on the Phillies. Talk about a failure of a supposed dynasty. They had one good year, and then had the best record in 2011, only to get fucking owned by the cardinals

We just swept the Pirates. Lmao. And 20th century? Do you not realize that the cardinals have had unprecedented success over the past 15 years (aka 21st century)? But it’s ok, I guess you can only learn so much from reading box scores in the newspaper instead of, you know, actually watching the games. The Cubs will…

Wow, good to know all of jezebels women staff are emotionally unstable.

Is this your second year being a Cubs fan? Winning in may and June sure is fun. Prepare for the October collapse though, because it is definitely going to happen. The cards own the Cubs and always will

Lol the butthurt is strong with you. The only way the Cubs and nats play in October is in the nlds. The winner of your series will play (and lose to) the cards in the nlcs. Sorry but Chicago and Washington are both extremely overrated

Hey dumbass, that was Harper not werthless

This joker was godawful at lsu. Definitely a bust.

Because college football is fucking awesome. Have you ever been to a tailgate and a game in the fall? Nothing beats it.

Jason worth is a total loser. Dude has never won anything meaningful. Check his postseason win record. It's laughable. The Nationals will once again choke in the playoffs

Lmao you must be a teenager relying on anecdotal evidence about rose. You never saw him play a game in your life. Good job champ, keep memorizing those mlb.com stats so you can feel qualified talking about a player you never watched.

What have you done with your life shithead? Having the most hits in mlb history is something to gloat about. I guess you couldn't make the little league time. Lol idiot

Japan league is worst than division 1 baseball. Rose has rings. Suzuki played on dogshit teams and has literally won nothing.

It is less competence than division 1 baseball. It's a joke

Give me a fucking break. Suzuki and rose can't even be compared. Besides, rose has championships. Suzuki has literally nothing.

The Astros will make the playoffs. The American League is a joke, it's basically minor league baseball compared to the national league

If my kids want to go to college, they are out of their minds if they think I will pay money for them to study anything other than math, science or engineering. Someone else’s kids can study English or history and become a lifetime bartender.

It was your decision to major in a bullshit degree. only complete idiots go to a four year university to study history.