So, the father lived in the house and only now discovered that one of his children was locked in one of the bathrooms for two years? Did he think his son was on a really long field trip?

Wait, how did the dad not wonder where in the fuck his kid was for 1-2 years?

Nice welcome to the family. Don’t mind Kotaku humping your leg; it does that to everyone.

No thanks we’re good.

I’m guessing this has something to do with all the film roles he’s booked recently? Are they shooting the Han Solo movie this year?

I live in Atlanta. Y’all can come and hang out at my house if you want.

You may wish to revist the series finale of Dinosaurs then.

Arrested Development?

“There is perhaps no way to end an episode of a family show than with a message of hope (and I feel like that’s a repetitive point made about almost every controversial Black-ish episode).”

Broken clock and all that.

It’s so confusing for me to agree with Ted Cruz and Rand Paul. I agree, it must be the end times.

And fresh cuppa too, if you’re already up. Please and thank you and all that.

He’s a solid for VP pick though. Charisma and BAME magnet. At least as VP his chance of actually doing anything will be nil.

To be fair, Booker has been a non-starter for awhile now. He’s got nothing beyond his charisma.

It’s in the article, no?

Whelp, Booker just torpedoed his run. Who’s up next?

Cory Booker and my guy Bob Casey Jr., et al vote against this bill and then you have Rand Paul and Ted Cruz voting for it?

Hey Nancy, leave the poor cows alone and

“The sound that cowbells make is a hundred decibel. It is comparable to a pneumatic drill. We also would not want such a thing hanging close to our ears.” she reportedly told the media.

Vegans and Crossfitters - two sides of an annoying coin.