Mega Man 37.

Meanwhile in Wily’s Castle Dr. Wily marvels over his newest creation;

“Let’s see this one has claws for, some reason. And he’s mostly red...you know what, fuck it! Shit Lobster, fine, what the fuck ever - go get yourself killed just like every other goddamn robot master I send out there. I don’t care…

I’ve never hit anyone? Is this a normal thing, enacting violence on other people?

It’s ok man, you’re taking one for all of us who were about to reply with the same exact thing.

Wait, that was the finale? The fuck?

Aya does eventually kill Cleopatra as Amunet. It’s mentioned on a statue of Amunet way back in AC2. I only know this because when Aya is being all dramatic and is like, I’m Amunet now, I was like ohhhh, who the crap is that? Because it seems important. I don’t think Bayek ever had a statue. Just a neat tidbit, I…

My to do list - fall the fuck asleep.

At least the actual military have hardened R.O.E. to ensure these accidents don’t happen. What’s SWATs excuse?

It’s all so fucked. Imagine losing your life because two fuck-wits got into a pissing match online. There needs to be stricter punishments for swatting. Even in cases where no one is injured. The full force of the law needs to be brought to bear on these fucks.

He’s easily my favorite Speedrunner. Don’t think he has anything at this year’s AGDQ though - which makes me quite sad.

I’m not dismissing the criticisms of that game - but it’s narrative still did more with 14 months of work behind it than a grand majority of games even try to do with years.

The game around it wasn’t executed very well but the story itself tried to ground itself in a way that’s never really done in the genre, and…

The microtransactions being removed were stated as a temporary removal. They fully intend on putting them back into the game at some point.

Also, removing things because a bunch of players got mad is a poor way to go about it. They knew what they were doing. They thought they’d get away with it. They didn’t, so they…

And yet, we can barely go two weeks without hearing about another cop murdering an unarmed man because he made a “threatening,” gesture. I doubt many of them are out there eager to take a life, but they also correct the issue of self defense in an extreme direction.

It’s to the point where if I have to encounter a cop…

Maybe you should grow up before your parents are gone. Then you’ll find yourself wishing they were around to still visit.

Those parents of yours will die. Mine did. I would kill to have them annoying me as they do you. Get over yourself.

My parents are dead. Get over yourself. Appreciate what you have because someday, you won’t have it.

Please city an example of a functional socialist society or country that wasn’t immediately infiltrated by the CIA to foster rebellion from within, didn’t have targeted assassinations of leaders, didn’t fight a direct war with western powers, or were otherwise untouched by a global hegemon that constantly seeks to…

I just ran a one person poll and it’s not looking good for you man. You’re sitting at 0% approval rating. Not good. Sad.

Blood is the only thing that these people will ever understand. It will make things irredeemably worse in the short term but eventually, we’ll be able to build something new.

The first one that does it needs to have a massive, never ending, protest outside of their HQs.

This is bullshit! I made a Game with EA! I did not sell out, I did nahtttt, fuck the Oscars!

Oh hi Geoff!