You’re right. Fuck those that will inevitably die.

Don’t enjoy it too much. You’ll be in the same position several years from now. That’s how things work.

That the Wings were as good as they were for as long as they were is something of an anomaly.

I guess I fail at life because I had a single medical incident that I couldn’t afford occur during a time that I didn’t have insurance that tanked my credit score despite being able to pay for everything else that could impact my credit. So, hey, thanks for that.

Oh, don’t mind me. I’ll just be in the corner thinking about how much sex I should be having hoping that that number will, in reality, be something higher than the 0 times a week, month, year, that I’m currently enjoying. Thanks.

Me either. I can’t remember it because it’s not a memory that I’ve ever had. Being older, and a virgin, really makes one feel like a complete failure at life - at least so far as the opposite sex is concerned.

Here’s some more perspective. 700 hours is equal to roughly 29 days. The game released late October of last year. It’s been out six months. So these people have spent what amounts to an entire month of their lives playing it in the past six months.

I just... you don’t do that unless you really like something or are…

This doesn’t work anymore. They won’t listen. They aren’t listening.

I had a sex dream about Ann Coulter. Our subconscious minds, for whatever reasons, really seem to want us to fuck people we hate. So I think your dream was totally normal.

Don’t worry, I was saying that with tongue firmly planted in cheek.

“The 2DS’ whole existence is based on the fact that cynics like you can’t be bothered to turn off the 3D and hate the feature with a passion, destroying the potential for people that enjoy it...”

Haha, you’re so funny! No one enjoys using the 3D feature. :-D.

1. Fuck you.

I just hope they go all in with it. If they only have you be a hardened imperial for the first third of the game only to flip flop and join the rebellion/resistance because, morality, I guess, then fuck off.

The only interesting way they could make that work is with some sort of disillusionment with the First Order as…

That was, pretty bad.

Ouch man, ouch. You could at least wait until us Lions fans leave the room before dumping salt on the wounds. We’ve suffered enough over the years.

Someday I hope to come up with an idea that will make me a shitton of money just so I can turn around and go nope, nahhh, I don’t want money after all. Come on Nintendo...

They make it really easy for me to not give any shits when I emulate their crap.

When you think about it, it makes some sort of sense. Suicide often occurs because a person has lost all hope, in themselves, a future, everything. Those that have little, however, can still cling to hope that someday it will be better, even through the depression.

Those that have everything and still feel depressed? I…

RIP Fahey’s child. At least take comfort in knowing that you can always make another child. Even if you can’t ever recover a cherished save-file.

These religious people need better marketing. Like, who would you rather worship? Some dude in the sky that you can’t see or hear but doesn’t want you to masturbate? Or a mother fucking dragon?

There’s not enough coffee in the world to cover up the amount of these sequences.

The voice acting is actually quite good - at least as good as the original trilogy. The writing is suspect in parts, but for the most part, does its job.

People really need to stop with this, “I don’t like it, therefore its bad,” angle. YOU don’t like it. And that’s just fine. OTHERS THAT AREN’T YOU do happen to enjoy…