So the solution to healthcare is for people to spend less money, thus slowing down the economy potentially causing a mini-recession as companies that aren’t in the healthcare industry begin to downsize because consumer demand isn’t as high as it once was.

I mean, sure, that’s one route we could go.

Also, no one gives a…

Yeah, because sitting around and staring at a wall is awesome. That’s basically what I’d have to do to afford healthcare. Sit around, stare at a wall, and eat one meal a day, if I’m lucky. But hey, I’m covered if I break something! Or the unthinkable happens! So, great. Food, shelter, car, or healthcare. Choose three,…

You sort of can though. It’s not a quick burst of healing like potions, but there is still an option there to heal so long as you keep collecting the material for it.

I know what you mean, either way. I think it would have worked better to be able to bind things to each of the parts of the d-pad. Sure, you could only…

That’s really not all that impressive though. The Wii-U doesn’t have that large of a user base compared to the PS4, and the Switch just released and followed the all too common Nintendo plan of not enough supply for too much demand.

Not saying Horizon isn’t great, because it is, but using sales numbers to compare the…

Another good one is the fact that in some areas, there’s a very audible echo. Aloy was musing about something I was doing, as she often does, and her voice actually echoed through the area all real loud like. It gave me pause.

There’s a term, called bumping the lamp, that basically means to go above and beyond what you…

He has a grave. You talk to that.

Yeah, no. In instance one you can’t stop nature from being nature. In instance two there is a very clear improvement to human lives that outweigh the cost in birds.

The main point is that this stadium is killing birds needlessly, and it’s a relatively simple fix to remove almost all of those deaths entirely. Yet…

How would one go about contacting this non-profit, and perhaps becoming a volunteer? Depending on the location I’m sure they could always use extra hands scouring the internet from time to time on any particular lead.

As much as I would love to donate to the cause, money is something that I do not have in much supply.…

It all started when we realized that Berenstein Bears was actuall Berenstain. Then came the best movie Sinbad never made, Shazam. Then Trump.

It was just all so subtle, yet right in front of us. How we crossed over into this reality the universe only knows, but it happened.

I feel like Drew has no secrets. Like, with Jeff? Dude’s got vast layers of being Jeff and could probably tell you some shit. I know next to nothing about Brad’s personal life. There’s nothing wrong with that at all, but with Drew, it feels like who he is on camera is who he is everywhere. Just an easy going good dude.

You can just jump right in. The book doesn’t weigh itself down too much with its extensive lore and provides a good endpoint to the series. So good, in fact, that Bradbury never thought it prudent to write Fahrenheit 452.

This house needs Kanye West. (And Taylor Swift). Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

It really nails that hope thing, doesn’t it? Before that, you’re wandering in shitville, picking up the pieces of a broken world and a broken party, but never really even coming close to taking on the now-god Kefka. But then, slowly, you start to put it back together. Once you get the airship and realize you can now…

Reply to them. Not to us, here, in random comments. Reply to them directly. Argue with them. Show them that this shit cannot stand. It may give them pause when they spout their stupid again. It probably won’t. But we have to start somewhere.

Hosting someone against your will is also unconstitutional, as set forth by the third amendment. Sure, that amendment is mostly to cover against the government illegally placing soldiers in your home, but there’s no real way of knowing if they didn’t also do the same to your womb.

On the positive side of things nuclear winter sounds like it’ll be a great counter to global warming!

(ohgodohgodthisisourworldnowwhathappened?)

“Hail Hydra...”

Purple yes, always. It’s like all my characters have some weird random mutant gene that causes them to have purple eyes and be a badass.

Kotaku’s e-mails arne’t particularly hard to find. They’re pretty up there with their stuff as incoming tips could lead them to a new story to post.

At what point do you drop Donald Trump into this house as the wacky out of town friend that no one wants to visit?