Bush wasn’t black.

I don’t know. I’ve more or less got a lot of my favorite characters already, Cecil, Rydia, Edgar, Vivi, Shadow, and Sabin. And everyone but Edgar was from my initial free tickets. Now, if only I could get Kain...

A man chooses Windows 10, a slave doesn’t obey an update.

Angry counterpoint that your personal opinion as a spectator is moot and unnecessary!

“Also, if you’re not a Navy SEAL, and you’re in the water and have to worry about a live grenade, you probably want to rethink some of your life choices.”

Ah crap, I didn’t even know the Comment Olympics were starting again, and I’ve already lost!

Sigh, maybe I can try again in a couple of years.

Glad they got to keep it. Though if they could not have, I’d have lobbied pretty hard for ‘Space Is Huge and Shit, Wow!’ as the title.

I don’t know man! Now if you’ll excuse me I need to hug a baby Norman Reedus and watch dolphin porn.

You are wrong laevateinn, for you see... YOU ARE KOJIMA. You thought you could get away with it, didn’t you?

“...and he’s naked all the time, and there’s dead shit everywhere, and he’s on a beach and his hands are soiled and there’s a bunch of floating figures, lol, I’m Kojima!”

And we’re all going to buy the shit out of it when it releases. Don’t deny it.

I don’t know what hockey you’re watching, but... no? The closest thing I can think you’re talking about are those rare occasions where the puck was in and out of the net so fast that no one noticed if it went in or not, or the puck hugged the goal line but due to the speed of the game was not conclusive, and play…

That ice-cream doesn’t sound very good.

I’ve got 800 hours in this game. Eight. Hundred.

The developer never said it would never come to consoles. Their focus, on release, was the PC market because that’s where the last game sold really well. They put all of their resources into that because it was most efficient for them to do so. They’ve said as much.

They never denied a console port would come at a…

Yeah, no. If I had a son and he grew up to rape a woman I’d advocate the strictest punishment possible. I would not disown him but neither would I defend his actions and, if he wanted me in his life, it’d be several years of making sure he understood the severity of his actions and took steps to atone for them.

I would…

Hopefully we won’t spideter you too much.

I just wish they’d do another Syndicate game. The last one was pretty fun, and criminally underrated.

I think, so long as people are informed of the risks, then that’s alright. I don’t think airshows currently do that. (I could be wrong).

“I love the Blue Angels, they’re really great. And I’m not kidding, these Thunderbirds, folks, they’re pretty good too. But now both of them crashed. I went to an airshow once, I loved it. Ask anyone, they heard me say that. It’s true. Great great pilots, horrible tragedy. I’m cancelling all airshows forever.”

Because revisiting a game and having no idea where you were or what you were doing is tons of fun! I wish more games opened themselves to total confusion and thus wasted my time in a way that wasn’t enjoying the game itself. Yay!