Who else does this at age 50? Fifty-year-old women are completely invisible in the media, unless they're actors playing somebody's mom. There are no representations of 50-year-old female sexuality outside of MILF porn or the occasional Nancy Meyers film, and in those, all the body parts are shrouded in…

No, it's more relevant now that she's in her 50s. It was boring when she was in her 20s and 30s.

Wait, I'm confused. You said that your argument applied to any city in Canada or the US.

Don't be daft. Of course there's a connection. Everyone who lives in Boston is feeling the stress of the anniversary. Even if you weren't standing on Boylston Street when the bombs went off, you will have a little extra anxiety this week. So for someone with mental illness, that's exactly how it'll manifest. Ever work…

I'll never forget when I broke my knee at 24 weeks pregnant and the nurse said, "Advil would really help with the pain, but we can't give that to you, unfortunately, cause you're pregnant. Oh! But we can give you oxycodone!" I took one and then never filled the prescription, because wtf?

Really? It sounds to me like somebody took kittens, agave syrup, an Indian casino and a karaoke machine and put through a musical meat grinder.

Here's an idea: How about in 5 years you post a photo of your saggy ballsack so we can all weigh in.

Best thing you can do is strength train. If you keep your muscle mass up, you'll keep your metabolism up. Don't simply rely on cardio.

Different nose?

Dear Lady Gaga, when you start making interesting music, I will start giving a shit about you. Until then, you're just an attention-seeking hack.