i’m fighting the good fight

rectal hydration?

i can tell you also create things for a living

one of us

i really don’t see anything about political views in this article? and i don’t think i said anything political?

“As a mother and a career artist, I’m astounded that a company as large and influential as you are could approve of a design that encourages toddlers to stifle their creativity.”

if we’re inventing new things to stick in vaginas how about a wallet

actual vibrators are probably more effective

JESUS who cares please find something worthwhile to be enraged about

Putting your baby in a tutu and tiara does not make it less ugly.

One time, while tripping on lsd, I was sitting in bed with a blanket over my legs and listening to classical music. Any time I looked down, I was convinced that I was a mermaid basking on a rock.