when i was 15 i called a boy “magnetic” in an email and the memory of it still makes me want to barf

It’s viscerally embarrassing to read. I suddenly feel ashamed of all the obviously, transparently performative emails I’ve written to smart boys in a desperate bid to get laid.

FOR PERSPECTIVE:

“I want Honey Nut Cheerios”

It’s called “stupidity”. It isn’t catching but it is quite prevalent.

What percent of Bernie Sanders supporters will actually listen to Bernie Sanders about this? 10%? 1%? Unicorn%?

Of course he can’t be anti-Semitic. I mean, just look at his official policy position on Israel:

Let us go now, you and I, where we’ll be in the public eye.

pro: LGBT people can win pageants now

I know all the Bros are on edge today because Bernie’s endorsing Clinton later tonight. Peace.

Don’t you mean “Birthday Boy” Donald Trump?

When she does anything and enjoys herself, people accuse her of pandering. Brooks can go fuck himself. (I know, the latter sentence is brilliant analysis)

What does Sanders do for fun?

THIS IS LIKE WHEN YOUR 22 YEAR OLD(?) BLOGGER DIDN’T KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO BABY GOT BACK.

Wait... do we hate her? I’m losing track of who we think is bey and who we think is non-fleek.

Metaphorically?