I have had a foster dog for 3 years. He can’t leave, and I can’t formally adopt him yet because of his behavioral issues. He was gentle and friendly in the shelter— because he’s an extremely sensitive dog, and when you separate him from me, he shuts right down. The rescue and I have worked with 3 dog trainers, and…

Normal thing to say: “I loved that dog and I still love him!”

Dogs are forever (ahem) but boyfriends are temporary. Am I supposed to never have a dog because my boyfriend is allergic? Dog > boy, always.

I don’t know, what about I have weathered a lot of micro-scandals but this one hurts MOST

Someone take this out of the greys, what a journey +1

Yes! The Gang Tries Desperately To Win An Award was near perfect.

I know, I know. Everything on this list is wrong. Frank’s Brother is the worst episode.

Or better yet, maybe they should actually try building infrastructure in down-ballot races before expecting me to believe that they’re viable presidential candidates.

Want me to start taking so-called third parties seriously? Stop nominating loons like Stein and Johnson.

They’re virtually the same candidates: both are completely devoid of facts, are professional trolls, have incoherent policies, and have no relevant experience.

lol

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

Why do people assume Ford is in the wrong here? By not wanting/encouraging the hosts to have consciousness, he is sparing them from endless pain, while Bernard (and presumably Arnold in the past) is encouraging them to suffer.

check out sam bee. i cannot recommend her show enough. it’s been my release valve.

Before we lose, let’s make sure we squeeze in as many dumbfuck statements as possible while people are still watching us, to ensure that the impression of us is just unshakeably bad until everyone alive now is dead.

Let’s not turn off women’s mics, let’s also repel the 19th.

Primetime network is the wrong place for this. Do a late-night showing on cable, would fit the theme of the “midnight movie.”

Came here to ask this also. I recall transvestite meaning “cross-dresser” that wanted to change their physical sex, and transsexual to refer to those who had completed the surgery.

Isn’t “transvestite” entirely about episodically dressing in traditionally women’s clothes, rather than anything to do with personal gender identity? As in a Saturday night drag performer is likely a transvestite, but only possibly transgender (ie a transvestite is very much an adopted persona, rather than an…

I’m old enough to remember that, but I would have thought the most difficult word in those lyrics today would be “transexual” rather than “transvestite”. The reason both words are in the lyrics was because they meant two different things: “transvestite” referring to someone who wore clothes that were traditionally…