I was disappointed in Oliver’s “self-funding” point. I was totally ready for him to unleash some intense journalisting, when it really just highlighted that yes, his campaign accepts donations. Um. Yes. Obviously?

The only problem with that is I don’t know if there’s anything he could say that is ridiculous enough to drop his supporters. They’re a crazy bunch.

I’m always pretty pumped when I see actors with tattoos.

Bernie voted for the ‘94 crime bill for which Hillary’s critics like to skewer her (when she was first lady, not a senator with any real power). Just sayin’.

Also when is the last time any Bernie supporter you know gave two shits about overhauling the economy, the establishment, or a “political revolution?” In my case, I can’t remember anyone EVER talking about these issues, now they’re hoisting up some misplaced sense of social justice on a flag.

Jezebel is very obviously very biased towards Bernie, as is HuffPo, as is most media—which is hilarious to me because his supporters love to talk shit along the lines of, “Remember a month ago when you didn’t hear anything about him? WHO’S LAUGHING NOW? #FeeltheBErn!!”

THANK YOU. Fuck, I’m sick of those people.

YES YES YES YES YES. I’m so sick of these die-hard “Berns” that are putting the Dem party on track to be just as divided as the GOP. Every article I see posted that remotely praises Hil, even from her social accounts, is plagued with “FEEL THE BERNN” bullshit. They’re just as naive as he is if they think a) He would…

Ya’ll could’ve stopped at “Dear Future Husband” and this list would’ve been complete.

“I’ll sometimes do this thing where I pretend that I’m an actress and my bathroom is the makeup trailer...”

Donnie Darko is dumb and scary; this is like a fun, Halloween chick-flick almost. I liked it.

HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THIS I LOVE IT

MAnnnnnn. I was just starting to like Demi. I love how outspoken she is about body image and mental health, and a lot of her music is catchy.

This still doesn’t change the fact that Final Club parties will be:

No, they’re just glorified frats.

WELL SAID.

I approve of the Sleigh Bells.

This is 90% of the movies the come out, so why are we so outraged about this one in particular?

* The Weeknd :)

The whole trend of shitting on beauty pageant contestants is getting annoying. I don’t respect them either, but that’s why I don’t watch the “competitions” and feed the monster. Just ignore the shit. Don’t be so mean-spirited.