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I approve of the Sleigh Bells.

This is 90% of the movies the come out, so why are we so outraged about this one in particular?

* The Weeknd :)

The whole trend of shitting on beauty pageant contestants is getting annoying. I don’t respect them either, but that’s why I don’t watch the “competitions” and feed the monster. Just ignore the shit. Don’t be so mean-spirited.

Love the “community” angle. Community of people who judge each other constantly? No thanks.

All I learned from that passage is that rape is wayyyyy more fun than boning some angel’s asshole

The A-rabs are already doing that!

GUYS IT’S BRITISH MARISKA HARGITAY

Yeah you don’t get a DUI if you refuse to take a breathalyzer, you just get an automatic license suspension for like 6 months or something. I think it’s misleading to say she got a DUI. She was likely driving drunk but technically we have no idea.

All of her songs are like country anthems: A bunch of phrases strung together into a bullshit song that is just poetic enough that some simpletons want to save quotes from it

coughcoughKanye

Mark, I feel you; I’m so fucking happy that someone else is terrified of even “stupid” movies. My boyfriend makes fun of me relentlessly but I get scared just reading in-depth scary movie plot spoilers. Your mom fuck!

YUP YUP YUP YUP

“If, after reading these stories, you’re still questioning whether or not you should tell an ex that you’re engaged...”

PATRICK STEWART HAS A TWITTER?

I had no idea who she is but figured “Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the third runner-up on season two of Survivor” —was signature Jez snark.

My girl Ciara wins by a LONG shot

I don’t know why you have to be so hard on her.”

Yes yes yes. Also I like your last name. My boyfriend must be related to you, he shares the surname. :P

YES YES YES. I have a “friend” (not a close friend, but I know the guy) who is perpetually engaged for years at a time, then ALWAYS cheats on these girls. The best part is, the girl he cheats with always becomes the new fiancee! And he’s always so heartbroken and dramatic about the things ending and I’m just like: