“It’s funny, the left says they really respect women, and then when given an opportunity to respect a woman like that, they boo and hiss. 

There is incredible need for this. The general populous is so ignorant as to where there tax money goes it leads to bad policy. I was just talking to a friend this weekend and he was talking about the debt and how we need to get spending under control. I asked him what he would like to cut the military,…

“I TOLD YOU The Streak would end! I TOLD YOU the Huskies would not survive Upset City! Ladies and gentlemen it is my PRIVILEGE to introduce the 1 in 111-1, MY CLIENTS, THE MISSISSIPPI STATE BULLDOGS!”

Who drove it better?

You can’t really dress up as an Indian or cowboy anymore, and recently a lot of the public has turned on the police. There just aren’t a lot of good options left.

So does Shaq accept the Wrestlemania match on his national TV show this week, or does he wait until a bit closer to the event?

UMMMM EXCUSE ME BUT SURELY THE EDUCATION THEY GAIN IN THE D-LEAGUE IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE

Honestly? I think so. No one likes to admin that they were conned by a drifter.

Honestly, I know he doesn’t want to be out of work, but he’s really only making it worse. Relax. Try to enjoy it.

Imagine this... Brady’s speech as he accepts MVP trophy: “I have been talking about this with my family, and so at this time I would like to announce my retirement. Thanks to all the fans who voted to award me this MVP trophy and who have rooted for me throughout my career. And to Roger Goodell, I would just like to…

fart every time you leave your desk.

It’s funny because our political scene has people acting like it’s a sporting event their side won.

“Hannah Storm is off today.”