I always remember to re-read and reconsider the results.

To Parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-tay!

You gotta fight!

not required, not desired

sometimes I think I'm alone in this cruel, cold world

god!

eat a dick
3.2,1 ….

"Were you at the fracas?"
"Wouldn't get caught dead at the fracas, sir."
"I appreciate your honesty. You're fired anyway."
"What about correspondent #2?"
"He's fired, too. You can break it to him."
"Correspondent #2 is a she."

Buddy, no matter how you slice it, "One" is the loneliest number.

Christopher Reeve was 26 in 1978. I remember because I was 25.

You did it! I'm not surprised - knew it would happen - I'm so happy! And a good day to you sir!

Dr. Gregory House's [father?] just never saw eye to eye with his father.

Area Man relieved not as racist as Mel Gibson

Eat the collousal dong.

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And Alec Baldwin looks better in blue.

"Hey douche cake, that's not funny." I think I'll still go see this.

And I'm just typing this.

The ink is still drying on the rejection letter they overnighted me.

shit… got 'Story' on my computer… listening to it now.