The dude in the RHCP shirt paid $19.99 for that MAGA cap, now he can’t give it away, now.

It’s okay. It’s just the time:

Hello?

I’m fucking Zviadi.

damn, I've seen those unpacking videos on pornhub.
I thought it was a prosthetic at first. didn't sleep well that night.

another person trying to force a new web meme.
she said "internet webz"? i bet her whole channel are attempts at trying to be the next autotune celebrity.

in both instances they went for the oval toilet bowl instead of the circle one. and you can only hide behind a shower curtain for so long.

Slow down, D.G. Drive blandly in 2015.

This music can eat a dick.

Yeah.

Jack of Spades, boots-havin', Tony Danza shoes-wearin ass

What's your boss's email address?

Don't get me started!

Hey yall, I'm in the bathroom stall.

As he limps casually to the tray of various cheeses and olives and notices that he hasn't had a Shattenbury in quite some time.

with a baseball bat

Lock the gates!

And Neeze to Magroin!

The Elfman?  Acting?  I rather jerk off into a hat.

Right on Halen. You always come through