Luminosity is a virtue these days.

beat first ever: gateway style

but the porky movies are still sad as far as movies go

Is this better?

Did you hear about the new Pee-wee Herman doll?

I always wonder who's still alive.. even the dog in To Kill A Mockingbird

Accident and Emergency
This album has to be good! It just has to!

"Motherfucker" is somethin' that black folks have been using for years. It's about expression. Don't be ashamed of the word "motherfucker." Because the word "motherfucker" is a noun: it describes a person, place, or thing!

no, I'm the one that has gas.

… flying around the world . . . .

Blu-Ray is going to be what VHS was to DVD when the movie pill comes out.

Dan, you pompous ass.

You're being sarcastic. I fell for it. What a stupid line. What? Oh, yeah, I laughed too! I was kidding! I laughed way hard.. like I was peeing my pants! Damn, that was funny. Huh? Oh, yeah, I mean, it was sorta funny, I guess. It was funny… but not like funny funny. I would say B minus… I think. I smell…

A nice cup of the wolf pussy blend is enough to make people rush out of those warm draftless rooms. People notice me.

wow - and I was going to throw away my VHS tapes.

Joy to the World is the best song in the World.

meh: three letters for lazy assholes

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And may she gain composure very speed.

Yeah, I think it was Ashley in disguise.