-asked the guy with “Sweden” in username.

My son is 10, and is a really good baseball player. Let’s say in 8 years, he has continued to grow and improve, and actually gets drafted out of high school, and signs a nice contract with an MLB team. Does that entitle me to retire while still in my 40s and expect him to support me for the rest of my life? I’ve…

I’m sure it’ll help with chapped nipples if he goes shirtless again.

Fuck you, go away

Either way, you’re getting someone who’s spent a little time sitting courtside at Barclays.

If you trust The Process and avoid making short-term trades, maybe you get Beyoncé.

But they also blew a 3-1 lead in the Finals.

Sadly, I think you are wrong. This will fade in a week. People pretend to care, but outside of Pullman, nobody really does. We give lots of lip service to mental health but do nothing about it.

I know there are some people that feel like any situation is worth joking about.

“you are the audience” ... no they’re the press. Different thing. I realize the line has blurred in the last decade or two.

Uh, did you fact check anything in your article before posting?

The V6T is in the pipeline for the Acura brand, not the RDX.

The Seats are 16 way power adjustable for the driver and passenger, with 4 way lumbar support.

The RDX started in 2007, not 2012.

The engine has 40% more LOW END torque, not over all.

It is not a…

about as much response as that comment deserved. Nice.

Amtrak Fun Fact:

You are a joyless, miserable person.

Look, we’ve all called places shitholes. Countries, neighborhoods, bars, houses. Whatever. Which doesn’t make us racist. The point being is that the President of the United States has no business making immigration policy based on his perception of a country. Especially since he’s never been there. We’ll get someone…

Right Wing Nutters: “America is the greatest country in the world and fuck you if you don’t recognize and celebrate American Exceptionalism!”

Isn’t it typically an essential part of an apology to explicitly state what you did wrong to demonstrate you understand what exactly you did wrong, and to acknowledge to the community at large why your shame and condemnation are required?

...isn’t that standard operating procedure for like 80% of women’s bathing suits, though?

The incredible innovation of writing two articles a week of casual prose and posting them online doesn’t get someone a lifetime pass able to handwave away all criticism of his turning into an incredibly lazy hackish writer the previous version of himself would have roasted on a regular basis.

(And there’s another…

...why does it have side mirrors? So you can see the impending fuck-up and not be able to do anything about it?