Starting to wonder if Haisley is just straight up anti-semitic

Also ina broader sense that’s how you beat the Patriots. Belichick has done a great job of exploiting the weaknesses of opposing coaches as much as those of opposing players. One of the most consistent and glaring coaching weaknesses is the insanely stupid risk aversion.

His actual offshore law degree isn’t too far off from that.

No.

“Damn it, Philly we better than this.”

Second that. Almost all the media coverage has been focused on all the stereotypical “Minnesota Nice” bullshit. Minneapolis is better than that.

I hope you get in a 30mph+ collision. On the off chance you survive it in that piece of shit, I’d love to see a follow up post.

Drew Magary: the false faux-midwestern modesty of Will Leitch combined with the clueless provincial east coast arrogance of, like, everyone else at Deadspin.

“I cannot understand why automotive sites review cars.”

But, uh, if you have $3000 you can already afford a better car than a Mirage.

You really oughtta cross post this to Compete so the nerds can leave dozens of witty “sportsball” comments.

Hi, I’m married and we have both a joint and separate accounts, and both joint and separate credit cards. It works well for us, so go fuck yourself.

I know it’s hard to tell the difference much of the time but the police is not the military

Ken,

Don’t fucking drive drunk, goddamnit.

Garbage Train Hits Garbage Truck

Back in the early-mid 80s, there was a segment on NPR’s All Things Considered about the Dacia and their plans to export them to Western Europe/North America. It was hilarious; they went through all the various quality issues that afflicted the car. The one that stuck with me was the fuel tank leaking into the back…

Who the fuck gives their friends a Christmas list?

South Carolina and Missouri accusing each other of racism:

YES THANK YOU