It is a most elusive fish.

I wonder how Women & Children First in Chicago feels about this, since the name is clearly a reference to that.

Yes. Look at all the photos in this post, they’re all Chicago and Lower Wacker.

Weird that the press photos were all taken in Chicago.

Holy shit, even knowing it’s a fuckup, watching it on a sports blog...it’s still terrifying.

“If you are, say, Gregg Doyel, you...” ...are a miserable, joyless fuck of a human hot-take artist who hates everything good in life?

Fuck you.

Tony, my dude, this is not the only possible answer and the fact you think this suggests you haven’t read, like, ANY news in the past 3 months

haha sexism is hilarious, great job dipshit

What the fuck is wrong with you

Knicks fans coming to terms with the fact they still suck and will always suck is a delight

Daulerio’s not busy.

Greitens is not “newly elected.” He has been the sitting governor for over a year.

Seen here: a “goofy, obviously not normal” hybrid.

Lot of you kids on the masthead and in the comments weren’t here a decade ago, when Ford was FINALLY bringing over small European cars like the Fiesta and current Focus, with the thought of maybe also getting the ST versions in the future.

Suzuki x90 = 24⁹⁰ = 1.65581478 x 10¹²⁴

No, Craggs was Deadspin EIC at the time, Daulerio was Gawker’s.

see you went with the callback, so +1 for that, but you didn’t call far back enough (Gawker Stalker, Jessica Coen was EIC), so -1.

Sounds like a trashy ass neighborhood regardless of HOA

Did Subarus ever have hood ornaments? I will email Marv for one immediately if so. The Seven Sisters seem like they would make a great looking ornament.