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*Rudy Huxtable voice*

Goddamnit, I *REALLY* wanted Ecclesiastes Shofar to be real.

This is terrible financial advice.

Wow, what a lifehack.

Why is Nissan possibly the worst car company out there?

That dish will do a good job feeding his family.

Watching NYC people try to wrap their heads around the idea that not everyone in the world wants to live in NYC is always a blast.

ONLINE.

“Hearthstone is an online card game with a significant amount of randomness.”

Looks like someone started AA!

Are you like 12? You’ve never seen Die Hard?

Yeah, real men don’t care how their houses look. Or something. Cool story about how you’re a fucking slob.

I mean he’s not *wrong* but

I saw a couple (white, obv) people post this on Facebook and I didn’t even click the link because I assumed this exactly what the whole thing was about. Only thing I got wrong was that I assumed the rapper was white.

Thank you for not being afraid to be servicey.

It’s remarkable to me that there are 24!!!! Deadspin staffers. Just really cool to have watched the site grow over the years.

Second Week of Deer Camp is an all-time banger.

Ummmmmmm....you’re not mad, this is actually funny to you.

Why haven’t devices like this caught on already? I keep seeing them in the news as a concept, but it seems like it’s always remained as that. However, I’m not a police officer, so I don’t know if these actually work well in real-life scenarios.