Anti-vaxxers 

because those most affected by the crisis can TOTALLY afford apple watches.....

Did you like that teen rom-com because it was actually good, or because Netflix’s data scientists burrowed far enough into your head to figure out exactly what kind of movie would activate your sentimental and nostalgic impulses? Who can say!

What if I told you that the NFL was always an old ass conservative white man and what morphed was your ability to see that?

So “middle school gym” is now a euphemism for dick size?  Dammit millennials.

Weird flex, but ok.

you are grossly overestimating what 5B would build.

Lookit them, struggling as hard as they can to avoid the center.

He’s more than stupid. He’s a narcissist. 

SPOILERS(?!)

Rewatched Fallout this week and felt so dumb for entertaining the idea even for a second that the bombs might go off...but in the theater, I genuinely thought the bombs might go off.

“We gave the fans hope only to snatch it away again, we wounded a bunch of knees... how much more honoring do you want us to do?!?”
-Chainsaw Dan

Period!

I like McDowell’s myself.

NINE NINE!

He is the human incarnation of that Captain Raymond Holt shirt

Fan of all three here. ::Sobs uncontrollably:: 

Bless your heart.

She might be a bad guard dog but she’s still a Good Dog.

The list of things I want this gentleman to say has no end.

I think most are dead.