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Of course he is.

So this asshole is studying for a career in Law Enforcement?

Ann Coulter doesn’t have the stamina to be a professional troll. Have you seen her lately? Something’s really wrong with her, a lot of people are saying. Had to cancel an event. Sad!

as you typed this Jane Krakowski has replaced her as the voice

yesh. poor rachel dratch has not had an easy ride in hollywood

I’m so ridiculously thankful to have attended college before social media existed.

Yeah, if we want to be shallow (and why the hell not, this is a Dirt Bag post), we can point out that Jen has since moved on to a younger and very handsome man who appears to bathe far more often than her ex. Why would anyone think that she’s still secretly pining for Pitt?

He’s so fucking hot. I watched two seasons of The Leftovers not knowing Aniston was hitting that. Girl’s doing just fine.

Shit I’m just happy being able to look at Justin Thoreaux so I’m sure she’s fine

I’m a hetero woman but I wouldn’t kick any of those 4 out of bed.

It would be criminal to make a lasagna without mozzarella. I am disgusted.

That’s the former Kylie, isn’t it. Wow.

That is seriously awful to throw a baby shower and not invite the mother though. I’d be LIVID if I was Rob.

So many people have devoted 25+ years of their lives to obtaining a PhD, academic research, and writing to teach at a world renowned university. If Angelina Jolie was teaching my class I would want my money back.

It was heavenly.

We have a winner!

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

What you don’t see can’t hurt you?

Egor claims HE was the breadwinner between the two

I dunno, the “maybe don’t take our children into a war zone where even UN convoys are bombed” is not that bad a tack . . .