An Arnold Palmer is 1/2 Iced Tea and 1/2 Lemonade. A John Daly is an Arnold Palmer with vodka. People and drinks must look pretty small from up on your pedestal.

An Arnold Palmer does not contain alcohol

Cool story.

I’m closing on a house. It’s a lot smaller than I had wanted, but am excited - and stressed - about it. Should know for sure on Friday. Eek!

I’m a little uncomfortable with the ruling. I mean if he didn’t know he was being taped in his own home that seems wrong to do to him. He can say whatever he wants there and shouldn’t be afraid of having his privacy violated.

Back in my escorting days I went to use the bathroom after a...session(?) & after I washed my face I opened his linen closet in search of a towel of some sort. I found a towel, but I also found a very elaborate shrine to Shelley Long. So. Yeah.

Ok, 14 days in solitary confinement (which has been proven to make inmates suicidal) to punish an inmate for a suicide attempt. Makes sense.

coastal elitism was unintentional and the post has been updated to reflect the fact that it was accidental!

Jaw to the floor. The things people spend money on my god.

If you don’t really care about getting married, then of course you aren’t going to want to do it because the whole process is stressful as hell and costs a ton of money. That doesn’t mean that you are strongly AGAINST marriage. If the other person’s desire to get married overcomes your general apathy (which sounds…

I have come to terms with this current season being it’s last.

I’m totally reading every last post about this divorce, but is anyone else starting to hate themselves for it just a little?

People. People are talking.

Do we know Trump didn’t kill her? I’m just asking questions.

A lot of people are saying Donald J. Trump murdered JonBenet Ramsey.

hes too young for the time frame they were talking about

is this gonna be like a ben affleck thing where brad goes and lives in george clooney’s pool house for a few months because

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. This is the exact kind of celebrity gossip that I need to balance out the horror that is this election year.