One day, I’ll be sophisticated enough to find nazi humor funny. Until then, I’ll just have to cope.

I have heard people speak out against “judiar” and “denegrir.” But it’s not widespread; I hang out with leftist linguists (alliteration!) and we talk about words. Most people don’t associate the former with anti-semitism and the latter with racism.

A friend whose husband teaches at Stanford posted this on Facebook today. I had heard of her before, but barely. She should have been world famous. What a loss.

I know! I’m half-Brazilian and I lived there for several years.

Very much not finding the humor here. The holocaust, yes, brought my maternal grandparents to Brazil, and so many others. Really? A phenomenon?

Considering that her mother and her father’s family are from Germany and she’s a blue-eyed honey blonde, what do you think? Brazilian people are diverse.

If I didn’t love Michelle so much, I’d be begging her to run on 2020. But she made it clear she’s not interested. Sigh.

Yes, I was just thinking the same thing. In everything, it seems, even in mourning, it is easier to be a man.

What really offends me is that I can’t tell if Searyl is supposed to be pronounced like “Cheryl” or like “Cyril.” Kreative spelling sucks.

Yes, there’s that.

Fuck every single one of them. We are way past the days in which fraternizing with the enemy was laudable. Why aren’t we storming the gates, again?

I thought I knew who Tyler Posey was! So I knew one of her list of exes.

Don’t you mean fuck Becky?

No, this is what I mean. I wish I had told them I don’t like the haircut and color. But I just thanked them and tipped them as I would if I had been perfectly happy. (It really isn’t good, btw. I look like a street urchin straight out of Les Mis this morning.)

I just got a hair cut. New people, because my beloved hairdresser moved and didn’t tell to which salon she’s going. It. is. so. meh. It’s not a disaster, although it’s shorter than I wanted it to be, but it’s just so damn mediocre, from cut to color. I’m bummed. I wish I were the kind of person who could tell a…

I actually have run into DD-L a few times (we seem to live in the same neighborhood)! He almost always walks with his head down and the one time our eyes met, he had a look that virtually screams “pleasepleaseplease don’t recognize me please don’t” so I looked the other way. But I was still delighted.

The fucking British Royalty has been known to travel commercial when they’re not working, ffs. But no, he’s bigger than Prince William? Sure.

I like to think that Drogo would grow with Dany and that he would have learned to be a loving and supportive consort King.

Nothing in the world is hotter than Jason Momoa. Nothing. Not even ghost peppers.

Every single one of the dinosaurs was female. But no speaking parts, no names, no dialogue. No Bechdel pass.