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Aw man, I’ve always thought he has a serious case of doucheface but actually, I thought it was a pretty endearing interview. I mean, think Miles Teller, in his cohort: he comes off abhorrent in interviews. Elgort just seems to be an overeager puppy. Can’t hate.

Dolce and Gabbana seem to be the personification of “Screw you, I got mine.” What to they care about LGBTQ people in America who aren’t rich like them? If you can’t afford D&G, you’re not important, I guess. That’s what this says to me.

If someone tries to hug me without asking, the most that will come of it is my elbow to their ribs. Nope. My personal space, my body, my rules.

Nope. An asshole he may well be, although I wouldn’t know. But he was well within his rights and she, of all people, should know not to insist on unwanted contact.

Pancreatic cancer is a bitch. I wish Elizabeth Gilbert happiness. Good for her for seizing the day.

Oh, Frank Ocean. You are better than this.

Also worthy of note, black children wearing hoodies and carrying skittles are murdered. Clean-cut white serial killers get second chances at schools.

I’m all for reintegrating criminals who served their jail sentences into society. But Karla Homolka isn’t your average bank robber/drug dealer/petty thief. Fuck, she isn’t even an average murderer. She aided, abetted and participated in the rape and murder of several young women. If I had children and they were in

Cookunity is where it’s at.

Not really, no. There is so much about Trump that is ridiculous and pathetic, none of us has to stoop to his level and make fun of his looks.

I still saw it as white and gold. It’s oddly frustrating, but I’ve come to accept its flaxen reality.

I’m completely with Bobby. The mini-series was perfection. Don’t mess with it. We don’t need a single inch more of screen time. I might actually want it (of course part of me does; I loved the show, I loved the characters and I loved the acting), but it’s absolutely not necessary and, in fact, I think it will be

See, this is perfection. There was no need at all for an update, remake, change, or anything.

I actually think it was much more so: nobody ever had Beatty’s reputation. He had sex with every attractive woman who crossed his path for decades. I think Clooney was more of a serial monogamist with commitment issues. Nobody ever expected Beatty to settle down.

Apropos of not much, The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone was on TV last night, and damn, it’s very easy to understand how just about everyone in Hollywood back then wanted to fuck Warren Beatty. He was like, cut. From marble.

TIL I’m just like carbon dioxide. Thanks, man.

Nope, he’s a Cambridge. I think their “surnames” are just their highest title. He used to go by William Wales when he was in the army, because his father was the prince of Wales and he had no title of his own, except royal prince. I think George and Charlotte would go by Cambridge at school. And no, I don’t know how

Screw Thinx. They leak.

She’s been roommates with Kirsten Gillibrand AND Lauren Graham? I need her life. And her hair.

I’m a white feminist. I’m learning my lesson, shutting up and showing up.