It hasn’t even started yet, but I’m already scared.

Kate Bush will always get ALL THE LIKES from me.

Whenever I think about the Obamas these days I want to cry. I miss them already.

A light-skinned black actor.

Yes, I’m very sure it wasn’t racist. Nope. I wish Pharrell had called her Barbara.

Tomi is the natural sequel to Ann Coulter. I refuse to acknowledge both of them.

I can’t tell if it’s my anti-Rancic bias speaking, but the print near her neck looks like mold.

Accurate: Rapunzel in Tangled.

What, he’s not going to be part of PEOTUS’ cabinet? He’s a perfect fit.

It me.

First thought at reading the Lindsay Lohan/Mean Girls 2 story: “aw, honey, no.”

I’m so sorry. Damn.

Derelicte!

See, the “mental illness” would be caused living as someone who doesn’t reflect the truth to who trans people actually are. The “cure” is transitioning and living in reality. I’m cis. I don’t pretend to know or understand what trans people go through. Not my experience; not my story to tell. But I do know that we’re…

She’s a visionary! So has Putin.

Oh fucking hell. I adore my dog. I love her so, so much. She’s very much the only living being I truly love in this city (the other people and animals I love are elsewhere). I do use babytalk and call myself her mommy. But I never once forgot she’s a dog. She’s not a human child. She’s a beloved animal, who actually…

Godfuckingdamnit. I’m crying now thinking of all the women who will lose support and basic healthcare. We are so fucked. So beyond redemption. We suck as a country.

They drink the sand because they don’t know the difference. Yes, I’ve been thinking of it so much, too.

Yep, that too.

None whatsoever. I didn’t realize I was supposed to want to look like that: she couldn’t stand on her own feet and her hips went out at a 90º angle. Why would six-year-old me want any of that? I loved having a grownup doll to make up stories and dress up and go on daring rescue missions, but it never occurred to me,…