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The Cursed Child, by the way, is a delight. What a great way to go! Damn, I love Harry Potter.

I'm usually anti-remake of any kind, but is it just me, or is this actually genius? 10/10 will watch.

I love that website so much! I actually checked out the comments today, just to see if they were finally going to admit the obvious, but nope. I feel sorry for them, because they have, well, issues with reality, but at the same time, it’s a delightful conspiracy theory. “They are seen making out with other people to

I’m not crying. You're crying. I have something in my eye.

No! You made it clear you don’t do this, and I thought it was equally clear that I had understood it. I was saying that people like you are fine (I look/talk/pet dogs, too!), but a lot of people, locals and tourists are just not respectful. You want to watch dogs at the dog run? (“You” being the general population,

Huh? I was agreeing with you.

Feel free to look at my dog, and even to pet her (IF, and only if, you ask first). I don’t mind people looking. Dogs are the best! I do mind tourists (tourists are the ones who always seem to do this) blocking the entrance to the dog run. You want to watch? Fine. Just get out of the way, please.

Oh tourists. You dear little things who don’t know how to walk down a street and block the entrance to the dog run because you think gawking at us and our dogs is a tourist attraction.

Seriously, one of the most beautiful smiles I've ever seen. LOVE the gif.

I bought a bitty baby! So now you know who buys them. I have two nieces, a six-year-old and a two-year-old. I bought the baby for the youngest when the oldest and I visited the store for her “regular” American Girl doll (she chose a Lea Clark). (Yes, I’m a fantastic aunt. Like, the fucking best. That store is a

Not arbitrary at all. I tried black-ish and Fresh Off the Boat. Didn’t like either enough to keep watching. I never could make myself watch Parenthood either, so it’s not just sitcoms. Shows about family, as a general rule, are meaningless to me because none of them resemble my family and our particular dysfunctions.

As a rule, I don’t watch “family” sitcoms. GAME CHANGER.

I WOULD WATCH THAT CHILD READ FROM THE YELLOW PAGES. As long as I got a toothless grin here or there. Best 80s kid ever, and I say this as a former 80s kid.

... I chuckled. Who could say, in the 80s, that I’d ever laugh at Bill Cosby’s suffering? And yet. (All this to say, fuck Bill Cosby. I don’t believe in natural justice or karma, but this sure as hell feels “deserved.")

Thank you. Thank you so much. I have no words to express my gratitude.

It's still tacky.

Yep, Jill Stein is going to annoy the fuck out of me this election. Oh, and I have a PhD, too, but it’s not part of my twitter moniker, for fuck's sake.

Hum, if you’re getting guys who look like Adam Wiles on OkCupid, I like your algorithm way, way better than mine. I mean, yes, he’s a douche. But he's also quite doable.

hahahahahahaha! This is the only comment I deem necessary.