White = default. Because people like you, Mr. Paul, keep perpetuating the pattern and keep the circle viciously spinning.

But did the woman ask them if they knew when Christmastime was at all? Because that’s the important question.

I am all about Chiwetel for Bond. Yes, before Idris Elba. He'd be perfect.

Wow. How can you be so very wrong? 2, 4, 1, 3 is the way to Goodness and Truth, aka Chris Evans' (The Best Chris, undisputed) ass, abs and perfect face.

Eh. He's my least favorite of the Marvel Chrises. Give me Evans, any day.

I am absolutely talking about looks. And also the fact that, in my imagination, he and Miley have a torrid sex life and Chris is more of a family man.

To me, undoubtedly so. But I will concede that it's an arguable point.

I was never one to fuck and tell, but if I were banging the hottest Hemsworth, hell yeah, I'd be just fine with letting the whole world know.

I could use that side effect: Prozac killed my libido. Damn.

Right? This is why I’m going with the hair. It’s change I can see. It’ll be a jolt. But it's also completely harmless and, ultimately, meaningless.

Yes, there is. But I’m going on vacation soon (can’t reschedule, big family thing), so it’ll have to wait. I'm definitely doing something about it, which is a sign of improvement in and of itself.

I’ve been feeling powerless and paralyzed for so long, so while this is stupid and meaningless, it’s something that I can actually do. Part of me feels like it will finally break me out of my stasis, but mostly I understand it’s more complicated than that and I should just take it for what it is: first, a decent…

I’m getting kind of worried about my apathy. My doctor just upped my meds. I’m taking relatively high doses of Prozac and a somewhat lose dosage of Wellbutrin, but it doesn’t seem to be working too well. One of the reasons why I want to bleach the fuck out of my hair is to see if it jump starts something. Anything…

I must be terminally unhip, because every single time I see anything from Marques Almeida, I have a giggle fit. It’s ugly af. I wonder who is actually buying this. Marques Almeida

Fuckers. FUCKERS. I blame them personally for the perpetuation of a culture that allows guns to bought like candy. I blame them for looking after their own interests when people keep dying. They can shove their prayers.

You and your family are in my thoughts.

Beats “canoodling."

Mine is more or less this and also SO JEALOUS YOU GET TO TOUCH THOSE FOREARMS. I'm very capslock-y right now.

True, but she’s banging Tom Hiddleston and we are not. Well. I don’t know your life. But I am most decidedly not. Point is, girl done good for herself.

OMGOMGOMG. (Also, Taylor, good move! That’s probably the first time she's dated someone truly fuckable, tbh.)