trade-in seems to be another exception.  they won’t care how car the clean is while they try to low ball you.

turn a $500 parsh into a $3000 one!

Tim is an unfeeling sociopath, but that’s ok, because that’s what air travel turns most people into.

Can I use a sippy cup if it’s late and I’m already sloppy as hell?  

this is the future and it’s all pods now

Also releveant, camelcamelcamel.com will show you price history and allow you to get notifications like this for Amazon.

Even if you want an SUV, be smart and buy used. You can still find a very affordable SUV for 15-20k thats only a few years old with decent mileage on it.

DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

I’m so excited to be unemployed and penniless!

I don’t think I can possibly roll my eyes as hard as this deserves.

No.

Oh boy oh boy, I’m about to have another excitement attack! Hope this one doesn’t make me wanna die!

“That pain in my side that I’ve had five of the last seven days might be colon cancer—I’m so excited that I might die the way my mom’s dad died!” or “I don’t think I’m ever going to be able to afford health insurance/mortgage/new car—what an exciting adventure!” This advice doesn’t really cover most anxiety. And then…

This app and all the mindfulness nonsense is a way for capitalists to, rather than ameliorate the problems that produce the stress, make money by never ameliorating the problems that produce the stress, making stress a required prerequisite for the capitalist’s product.

Poverty and stress are money makers!

I say this as…

I get it if you have unusual symptoms, but often, losing weight alone will cure or lessen the severity of many heath conditions, and it’s the most conservative treatment. That’s the honest truth, but it’s something a lot of people don’t like to hear. Often, the alternative is ordering lots of unnecessary tests or…

It tastes marginally better than most beers and there’s lots of varieties to choose from.

The only people who drink White Claw in my area are hipsters, yuppies, and middle-aged parents extolling the virtues of the beverage being “healthier than beer.”

In short, groups of people already known for offering unsolicited advice to others in inappropriate settings (such as at my favorite sports bar), who now WILL…

Sometimes, when shopping with my wife, she’ll pick up a shirt or whatever and say it looks great, then pick up another and declare it “hideous”, and I’m honestly just baffled. They all usually look fine to me, and I don’t ever see the big difference that makes one good and the other terrible.

Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.

Actually vinegar and baking soda will create sodium acetate trihydrate :P