If we pretend like he’s not here, maybe he’ll leave...

Seahawk fans are mildly excited at the prospect of FEAST MODE!

What’s the worst thing to spill in the kitchen?

I think both candidates are ridiculous (i.e turd sandwich and giant douche) but why do I constantly read articles on here about how Donald Trump is this horrific liar (which he is) but the assumption is that Hillary isn’t? Why is that? This isn’t intended to be sarcastic I am legitimately asking. Like I get the…

Does Nate also get an entry into the Name of the Year Bracket?

How to undress in 5 seconds (1 second per step):

MIRACLE WHIP IS GARBAGE, BOBBY

I hear that stuff is strong enough for a man .... but Ph-balanced for a woman.

Regular deodorant, but they have to hide it somewhere so he can find it.

Secret deodorant? He either likes women's hygiene products or he enjoys being surprised.

This whole discussion is retarded.

Report: When later addressed by the media in a different disguise, Manziel claimed it was “shell time” and refused to answer any questions about his whereabouts Saturday night.

No! Fuck commenters that who comment on people’s comments on other people’s comments just to point out that the second comment is a comment on the original comment being someone’s preference.

Some people seem to think that they are saying, "dont wear this helmet for playing football" or "don't play football", which is not true. It is a warning stating that even with the helmet, head injury may occur, which is true because some people are dumb and think, "If I gets me a helmet, I can't get hurt!" which is…