They couldn’t stop Gordon from getting his hands on drugs, and you think they could have stopped a serial murderer?

He literally had babysitters with him to slap drugs out of his hands and say, “NO! BAD! NOT UNTIL YOU ARE DONE PLAYING WITH US!” and he still only made it a few weeks. 

It COULD be a rule issue. When I was in high school I knew kids that would have to get their hair cut for wresting meets sometimes. The state rule was that hair could not be over someones ears in length. I don’t know exactly how they measured it, but I’m pretty sure it was up to the referee of the match to decide if…

I haven’t played Roller Coaster Tycoon for ages but I’m pretty sure the issue wasn’t the drops or the loop, but the “S” curves in the middle of the screenshot.  When you have a bunch of sharp, flat corners close together like that it ups the amount of lateral G-force making the game think the ride is bonkers.

Come on now, all we get for an update is Drew telling us he is NOT dead.  Not dead could be so many things.

So something is only a joke if the people you say it to think it is funny? Isn’t a what is and isn’t a joke based off the intent of the person telling the joke? If your definition of what a joke is were true, there is no such thing as a bad joke. Bad jokes don’t exist because if you tell a bad joke and nobody laughs,…

Can you provide studies that show it doesn’t?

This is the best thing that has happened to me all week.

So now the term “politically correct” is racist? Are you offended by everything Mr. Nolan?

I read that in a British accent.  It felt very BBC.

LOOK! The daddy snowman and the mommy snowman are wrestling!!

No, I didn’t. Uncle Rico is everywhere. 

It’s amazing how no matter where you go, you can always find at least one guy like that. A guy that, according to him, has always done everything right, and any downfall in his life was because someone somehow screwed him. And if that other person hadn’t messed things up, they’d be a great hero. But because someone…

Sometimes, I like being around people like that. Not because I like their stories, but because I can fuck with them, and I know they are to dumb to know I’m making fun of them.

I can never resist the urge to compare guys like this to Uncle Rico. He’s a ridiculous character, but I certainly know people who talk about playing high school sports like they were throwing up hall of fame stats while in high school, but I know for a fact they didn’t even play.

For sure, and back in the day, he definitely could have thrown a football over them mountains.

Drew is honestly the only reason I began frequenting this site. I started visiting Deadspin because of the FunBag. It would be nice if they would at least give some idea of when they think Drew might be back, or how serous this really is. Every time I see a staff member say something about Drew still being gone I…

There aren’t too many people?? Do you watch the news Albert???

Harden is one of the best half basketball players in the world. You can’t consider him a full player since a limp dick would do more on one defensive possession than Harden does in an entire season.

Oh, never. I’m sure he takes full responsibility for everything he has ever done.