I touch those keys as little as possible. Those things are bacteria traps. The eraser side of a pencil sounds like a great alternative.

I thought it would only be a salvage title if the cost to repair exceeds the value of the car. $560,000 << $2,600,000. What gives?

Casino operators don't give a shit, they will gladly take advantage of people's obvious addictions. How would the casinos know, you ask? I assure you, they know who they are taking money from. I like the occasional trip to a casino like lots of other people, but truthfully, I believe our society would be better off…

scrounge up a few hundred bucks (which will only be used to try and turn it into more money playing paigow)

That's about the only time you'd want your nose near stool.

I have a feeling you will see a lot of creepy men buying women's underwear.

FYI, you can also see that view from any plane flying into or out of Newark.

Grandma is the lower left looks she is showing off her naughty skills.

I don't think he/she got the joke.

Shits in sand...yes. Pees in sand....usually.

This guy seems more and more like a pretty cool dude.

Every day? That could be an issue...

1. Automatic? Sigh.