something something, Icarus flying too close the sun, something something, pride, arrogance.

The venn diagram of people buying Cybertrucks and people driving on original factory tires until they are bald is just a circle...

this is just a issue of when a “offroad/work” vehicle becomes a mom carrier that does no real work and needs efficiency on the normal roads.

this vehicle should only Cost $30k at most

Sounds like Kia has $3750 on the hood. Not surprising considering the high price. It’s still a **$70,000** Kia.

This is one of the dumbest takes I’ve read on Jalopnik all year (and that’s saying a lot). The “extremely lopsided on paper” comment completely OMITS what was admitted in the very first paragraph: the Cybertruck is towing a copy of the car it’s racing!

He isn’t wrong.

Shhhhh. Hush now. Let’s all spend some time with this 2.7 RS.

Vehicle that costs the same as a Porsche beats Porsche in drag race while towing another Porsche?

I mean, it’s impressive, if nothing else. All drag races are spectacle, really.

Another one with the creepy shiny seats, like that Crossfire a couple of weeks back. Who do they think they’re fooling?

I was shocked to read that a pickup truck driver would so something like this!

“Is you taking video of yourself committing 38 crimes?”

This sounds like a person who will never be a productive member of society and is, in fact, a major threat to the safety of others. He should be locked up for life with no probation.

This is a guy who spent $45bn buying Twitter because he was mad people on there were saying mean things about him, after all. 

So I looked it up. Musk has a BS in Physics and a BA in economics.

I’m convinced the Cybertruck is what it is at this point because everyone sort of laughed at the initial concept, and Musk is so fragile that he decided to force it into existence in it’s near-original form rather than refining it into something that made sense.

Holy cow. Relatively low miles, a six-speed and what the heck money in 2023 dollars. A CVT would have been an immediate no but the manual is very appealing.

NP because while I’d rather have a 2nd gen xB (i had a teal one with a stick for about 6 months and loved it), decent examples of those are more pricey.

You forgot Aiden

Look, Ashleigh, Ashlee, Ashli, Ashlie, Ashly, and Greyson need a way to get to soccer, fuck the planet.