I showed it to my husband and he fart/laughed twice. Now I can’t stop cackling.

Yeah, but he was home schooled before, which isn’t a big “socialize with kids your own age and turn out normal” kind of deal either. But nobody likes 12 year olds, so why should we expect other 12 year olds to?

Falling Down is my dad.

Also, so many drugs.

Totally. Like big tobacco.

Did they not remove the drink because they needed to have it chemically tested?

Noooo, she did this weird all-platinum look when she was the musical guest on SNL and it was bad. The classic red lip and peroxide hair is a keeper, rather than the “am I looking at an egg?” look.

The argument that Pedophilia is an orientation (although still considered sexual deviance) is toward the opposite of it being a choice, just as being straight or gay or bisexual or pansexual or whatever is not a choice. This American Life did an amazing episode called “Tarred and Feathered,” which included an…