*acknowleges this show is problematic AF*

Keep Valhalla Weird

1) That is not true.

FFS - two loonies in power with nukes.

Saw a good documentary last week about current conditions in north Korea. There are groups working to subvert the government by smuggling in USB drives with western movies and magazines, books etc., and there are other groups working to smuggle people out—people that want to work for a free and open DPRK.

This is what I’ve been afraid of since Day One, doubly so since I live in San Francisco, and the California coast is likely to be the first target in a war against N. Korea.

They say this stuff to create a facade for their own people

Dear Donald Trump,

Welp, nice knowing you all!

I’d like to just get stoned and have sex until I die from fatigue and hunger.

We were warned.

Oh well, living’s been nice but i guess it’s time to try the opposite now.

Fuck that. Add “Getting fucking shit faced and smoking enough weed to kill a small yak” to your list because I want to pick that option.

They’re full of it. I doubt they have a missile that could reliably reach the US (Japan on the other hand . . . ), and I would be that the most likely reaction to an escalation in the North Korea-US conflict would be a civil war inside the former that results in the collapse of the country (hence the Chinese waiting…

I think the overall theme is “pointlessly”.

Well, I would be worried but we’ve got such a steady hand at the helm, surrounded by savvy, wise intellectuals and foreign policy geniuses and

“North Korea is looking for trouble” - this isn’t fucking West Side Story, you incomprehensible asshat. This is the fucking lives of millions, billions, of people.

So that’s a “When” then, not an if.

Oh god he’s chanting “U.S.A!” in his tweets.