I live in SW Europe and my first job here was teaching English. My students always had a lot of breathless questions about Y Is America Like That.

Thank goodness you’re here to tell me what I should should think is more important. Don’t know what I’d ever do without you.

At this point, the war on facts/competence outweighs any consideration for whether it makes sense to treat fartheadedness as if it was a protected faith or something.

MIght as well be a religion. Based on zero fact and flies in the face of all logic and observation. Next they’ll want a tax break

lol wut? Do you get profiled at the airport, have the President sign an EO to ban you from the country, be stopped & frisked by the police for “suspicious behavior”, have your cemeteries desecrated, have your places of worship burned down, or be put on a watch list?

Hey there ladies. What’s got two thumbs and just got rid of the filibuster and your rights?

...and across the pond, Germany is developing legislation to combat fake news* - it`s like an opposites game!

#StupidPeopleMatter

which would ostensibly prohibit the state from discriminating against individuals based on their beliefs about climate change.

I’m pro-Pepsi when it comes to cola. Coke does decent commercials, but they’re corny while remaining vaguely joyful.

There are many problems with this ad, even without the unnecessary Kardashian element that they ham-fisted into it. For one, the protest is made entirely of smiling, happy 20-year-olds holding up inoffensive signs in Pepsi-brand colors. Even their outfits are either Pepsi-colored or muted complimentary and neutral…

“When you have a good hair day but no one actually notices.”

I’m crying this is so funny. Also coke is clearly the superior Cola, they do emotional commercials right and actually taste good!

“When you order the vegetarian platter but the chicken was actually halal.”

“When you convert English into Arabic on Microsoft Word but it still writes left-to-right.”

This is officially my new favorite gif:

This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve seen all day, and I refresh my news alerts. Fuck Pepsi, fuck the Kardashian people, fuck this gross appropriation of significant moments in political culture.

Yeah, let’s Resist! Uh, Resist...capitalism? Uh, no. Um, THE MAN! But not all men. Just the ones that prefer Coke

That cop is clearly calling dibs in that last shot.