You have a low bar for stupid bitchery.

We call it “pretending to go to bed” because we need to trick the dog into thinking we’re going to sleep, otherwise she will bark for attention when he we go into the bedroom. (The dog sleeps in the living room.)

pulled my own pants down in a ski lounge when i was 13 because i was chatting with a friend and in locker room autopilot and she yelled WHAT ARE YOU DOING and everyone looked at me in my underwear

I think the percentage of kids I dislike and feel uncomfortable around is higher than 60%.

When I was ten, I paid my eight-year-old sister $20 to let me sit in the front seat of the car forever. She agreed because she didn’t know I was a swindler.

Sometimes I take two bags of cheddar bunnies from the snack cabinet, in case I want one tomorrow. But I usually eat them both at once. Shit.

That’s how Rosemary Kennedy suffered her brain damage. *shudder*

My hope is a huge number of them simply stay home.

Hey.

Each party has 35-40% (depending on how you count), that are ride or die, and will vote the party NO MATTER WHAT.

Yes, in this case it is WTF, but not at all surprising.

Winning a national election is about swinging that 15% or so you need to pull from the middle, and since Trump has done less than zero to make that…

Yeah, that’s a bad blood pressure. But it sounds like your doctor guides the baby carefully. This other thing sounds violent.

My mother in law is a hugger. My father in law is not. He and I both visibly grit our teeth throughout the customary end of visit hugs. We do it—we even hug each other—because that's what's expected and we don't want to make a thing but we both get that look on our face and do it as fast as we can.

Not gonna lie that’s fuckin’ hot. XD

I feel like it’s just so hard for Capaldi to match up to Smith and Tennant’s performances. Also, Clara can’t match up to Amy and Rose.

We’re talking about the single largest case of ‘tiny dick syndrome’ ever recorded in human history. Of course he reacts harshly and immaturely to being fairly documented by female press.

Can we call him a Nazi yet? When can we start calling him a Nazi?

Complete misunderstanding. He wasn’t pointing his finger at her he was pointing a Vienna Sausage or since i hear he likes to eat dog treats a Snausage.

Classic tiny dick behavior. When they called him a “short-fingered vulgarian” they weren’t talking about his hands.

If it is not clear by now, those who are still Trump supporters are just idiots circling the flames of hate lit by a racist, either that or they are racists circling the flames of hate lit by an idiot.

Good luck and congrats on the baby.