I just hope he fails in such a way that we don’t all suffer horribly for it.

Yep. In addition to the fact that she is looking to have the second highest popular vote tally of anybody ever. Second only to Obama.

I maintain that he never expected to or actually wanted to win. He was already setting the stage to piss and moan about a rigged election. He planned to steer all the rage he would induce into whatever he had planned next. Yeah, probably TrumpTV or something similar. I think he was as shocked as the rest of us when he…

Chelsea Manning gets so much more vitriol than other whistleblowers. Especially from the right. I wonder what the difference is?

I don’t care. I’ll be there for it, even if I’m all alone in the theater! Nostalgia or something I guess.

Oh no wait! I do remember! It was when one of the writers here told everyone to ask one of the other writers to send them pictures of naked Shrek. That’s what started it. I was like, I wonder who else is naked on the internet? It got weeeeird.

You want to fall down a really weird rabbit hole? There are lots of naked dirty drawings of Beauty and the Beast (and lots of other cartoon characters) on the Internet. I don’t even remember what boredom led me to discover this.

Mmm hmmm. And maybe advocate for better social services for new mothers. Because studies show that poor pregnant women are more likely to carry to term if they know they’ll have support (like not losing their jobs/the ability to feed their already living children).

Sometimes I don’t have to, but I try to sit until I can go a little. I just feel... cleaner if I pee after sex.

I cured it with my brain. (And cranberry juice.) So, that’s pretty awesome.

I’ve heard that peeing after sex helps prevent UTIs.

But I BELIEVE cranberry juice helps, and that’s all that matters.

I used to have a Commodore Vic 20 and a stack of old Computers magazines. I would type in all the code for the games at the back of the magazines, save it to the cassette drive that came with the computer, and have games like Clowns to play off the cassettes! I was maybe 10. My friend across the street from me was…

I hope at least some of these “can’t vote for the lesser of two evils” types are lying and will secretly vote for Clinton after all.

Right? But no. Let’s make it so people have to struggle to feed their families and get by. And then when they turn to crime, we’ll lock them in overcrowded facilities and treat them like animals. That’ll teach them to not be poor in the first place!

Yeah. I was tooootally expecting something weirder or sadder or more interesting.

JESUS. Thank you. I think I was able to edit. Time for me to back away from the computer today.

Editing because I’m an asshole. Sorry! Very sorry!

This is mildly entertaining, but I don’t understand why it went viral. It doesn’t seem all that weird tbh.

Aw, sad face. And here I deleted all my snarky comments out of my last reply before posting in an attempt to play nice.