Average voter? Probably not. Average rabid Trump supporter? Absolutely.

Yeah, I had a full-blown anxiety attack a few weeks ago over the election. And I’m not on medication or diagnosed with any kind of anxiety disorder. I’m seriously considering getting some medication as well. But so far, getting off Facebook has actually helped me tremendously.

Every. Single. Time.

I think that must be what finally happened to my mom’s 3S. She had that thing until 2 years ago. And then I think she updated it and it was unusable.

Isn’t the 4S getting hard to use by now? I get it, though. I’m always a generation or so behind. I have no desire to spend that kind of money on a phone that’s only incrementally better than its predecessor. But I try not to get too far behind or it seems like you start losing support.

I need to be able to tell when I’m on an M-class planet.

He has a weird mouth.

Well, we couldn’t get through one of these posts (which happen monthly btw) without at least one person pointing out how stupid they think “woke” and/or “bae” are.

He’s like a cross between my favorite hot black guys and my favorite hot nerdy Jewish guys. I love it. He’s like Jesse Williams with Zach Braff’s nose.

Flayden. Prayden.

Same. For me it was the difference between being an undergrad English major and a graduate student in compositon and rhetoric. It was hard for me to come around because I was so GOOD at grammar! But now I’m team "effective communication is all that really matters."

Oh I had a ton of fun on a thread once trolling a person who decided to correct me on something stupid. I don’t remember what it was, but it was one of those where I knew the correct way but thought it sounded better the technically incorrect way. So I replied with more and more stupid errors, and they kept coming…

Same.

My hypocritical, will-not-budge pedantic line is the pronunciation of especially. THERE IS NO FREAKING X IN ESPECIALLY!

“I’ve got a pretty sweet vulva myself.”

Right? I taught my daughter to say vagina. Everyone knows what she means when she says vagina, and she’s already way ahead of the kids, who call it hoo-ha or whatever. I will teach her all the parts when she’s a bit older, but for now I feel like “vagina” can be all-encompassing enough. Little boys don’t know their…

My husband was going to get snipped when my last IUD was up, but I love it so much (no periods!!!) that I went in for another 5 years.

When I first hit publish, I had put “pendant” instead of “pedant.” I corrected it immediately, but it wasn’t showing up right away. Those were a tense 3 minutes as I waited for the edit to show up and hoped that no pedants would show up to call me out for using the wrong word for pedant.

NO! The proper VULVA is on the right.

HA! When I started college one of my dorm-mates was this very sweet white girl from a tiny, white town. She spent the whole first few days going on and on about “I loooove black people! They are just so coooool!” A few of us had to pull her aside and let her know that she was overcompensating.