Samantha Bee is pointing out that there is a sizable group of assholes admitting they have little to worry about because they’re white, spouting the same slogans as Trump supporters, heckling Civil Rights leaders... Unless that’s you, you’re not the Bernie supporter being made fun of.

Don’t feel bad. Hillary is awesome.

Yeah I get that people want to be inspiring and hopeful, but sometimes it comes across sounding like if they die from the cancer they just weren’t trying hard enough or hoping hard enough or (and these people can rot) praying hard enough.

Dang. Getting a little teary-eyed over these stick figures rn.

I’m overdue for my first mammogram. Gotta get on that.

I actually really like Jaden Smith’s style. He’s unique. He doesn’t give a shit about gendered clothing—if he feels like wearing a skirt, he wears a skirt! But I just can’t get behind him making that stupid gape-mouthed face in every picture ever.

I’m firmly in the “why not both?” camp. Really liked Deadpool, and very excited to see this one too.

I really liked Deadpool, and I’m dying to see this too, but Hot Topic: The Movie? I lol’d!

Right? Have fun, people. It’s a premiere for a movie about badass villains who save the day.

I’m so over his shenanigans. On the other hand, I always appreciate when dudes wear something other than a boring suit. I’m conflicted.

I don’t even remember all that. Will definitely have to watch this again soon.

Aw, look at little Sukie! How did I not know she was Australian New Zealander? I guess I should have figured that out, because no one who does a heavy Suh-thun accent is ever actually American.

Hacky-sack poetry. Nothing would make me give up my smart-girl glasses faster than hacky-sack poetry.

Sam Neil was the brute! (See the gif in the header.) I don’t think I have watched this since I watched it roughly one hundred times for a paper I wrote in a feminist film class forever ago. I think I will watch it. Thanks, Bobby! I rarely check Prime anymore because they really suck compared to Netflix.

I got mild cramps every time I orgasmed for a few months, but nothing after that. And it didn’t happen with my second one that I got earlier this year.

Self-citation is fine and natural, but if you do it too much, you’ll go blind.

But, like, how far off the mark was he? 15%? Forgivable. 10% or less? WHATADOUCHE!

This kind of thing scares the evangelicals so badly, bless their hearts. I remember being one of them and becoming actively terrified of Satan lurking in the heavy metal music on the radio or at the back of the Spencers in the mall. The goat-head imagery popping up at the beginning of the video would have literally…

Recovered Southern Baptist here. Mostly atheist now, but I was considering going to a UU church to meet people and to educate my daughter on the shared cultural background that is Christianity, but without the disgusting baggage. The only UU church near me is pretty far away though. Like, I would have to pass by…

Jane Marie!!!! I miss you!