Technically speaking the article is correct ... because being delusional is a big part of being a ‘murican.

YOU”RE TELLING ME SUBARU LIED????

If you need self-parking you need a bus pass, not a huge vehicle.

Fake News! David Tracy is being paid off by big automatic. Sad.

Just goes to show that GM is truly innovative - they’ve had vibrating trim panels years before everyone else.

Well damn...

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I do this, except with Camrys. The looks you get when you turn in a boring family sedan covered in as much Texas mud as one can physically affix to a car is priceless.

Or a 2012 Beetle with car lashes...

Or you know, a 2012 Beetle?

So...if I’m math’ing right...

When the original Love Bug movie came out; the loveable, but antequated, Herbie was a 5-year old Beetle (‘63 Beetle; movie came out in ‘68).

So, can our new herbie be a 2012 Scion IQ?

So, what if she’d just shot him? Would that be different?

My 3 takeaways from this are:

He said he’d like it running more than being repaired. As a former MGB owner, I’d say that might be a challenge.

I would go with a later 80's Fiero GT.

There’s a place in Bellevue, WA. that can do good car cakes. This was my wedding cake. It was hot out, so there were some components failing by the evening, but no bad for frosting.

I dreamed of having a diesel with a lil trailer that trip.. then I finally got it (traded an Audi RS6 for it)