Kara, if you ever doubt whether your work has made an impact on people, you should know that I had never heard of Vanderpump Rules before I read your Lisa Vanderpump restaurant crawl write up. And then re-read and re-read it about a 1,000 more times, because it was amazing. Now, not only have I devoted many hours of…

The tragedy isn’t this man’s fall from grace, it’s that he was able to make us believe that he was, in fact, Heathcliff Huxtable, when it was just another character he played. He’s been doing it his whole life, and now we get to see who he really his. He’s not a mentor, he’s not a family man, he’s just another Goddamn…

Maybe we talk to the Obama girls about how they felt about pics of their father being hung

I feel the same way as an American reading a Trump article. I’m like “wow, do people just think I’m admiring his smoked turkey colored skin? How his face melts into his neck? His millionaire on a ketchup diet bod? How his suits perfectly contour his ego?” It’s the curse of having a super hot leader.

I would really like a _My Super Sweet 16: Where are they now?_ with all the original spoiled brats.

Since you can’t spell “schadenfreude” without “shade,

Things like that first 20 minutes are what I watch Maddow for. I love when she whips out her doctorate in politics and gives us a big lecture on why we are where we are. It’s a perspective that’s missing when other news shows are trying to jump from topic to topic.

I JUST WANT SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED PETTY CELEB SHADE, YA KNOW?

I’m inventing xanax milkshakes later, FYI.

Tina Fey is my patronus. That is all.

Hello! As a former Hill person, two things:

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

*sigh*

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

Bronzer and processed meat.

So we’re all gonna call Toomey’s office to teach them what graphic descriptions of the menstrual cycle are like, right?