No, there’s still zero reason to take out your phone in the bathroom. Most gym locker rooms even make a point of saying “Keep cell phones stored...”

Or at all. One of the last things I think about in the bathroom is that I should break out the camera.

She’s a man because a random internet commenter and a deranged congressional candidate say she looks like one? Ok.....

Who the fuck cares? It’s a bathroom. You go in, do your business, wash your hands, and leave.

As soon as you kneel down the trap door opens.

I have to wonder if there isn’t some statute about filming in a public bathroom? Wasn’t someone found guilty recently for filming in a gym locker room to fat shame someone?

Aside from the obvious transphobia, why hasn’t there been an issue made of her filming someone in the bathroom without their consent?

“People are terrified. They kicked Ollie North out and put in a prayer room...”

Muslim prayer rugs in Ollie North’s office

Roger Ailes has remained strangely silent on the changes.

I’m confused. How the hell is Tucker going to do his job?

“People are terrified. They kicked Ollie North out and put in a prayer room,”

The new rule that you can’t walk around the building with your pants unzipped and your dick swinging around is going to be especially tough for Sean Hannity to follow.

So fragile. I can’t wait for the endless editorials.

Great, now we need a whole new food pyramid, since mine is clearly out of date...

Vein maybe, but definitely not shellfish.

Cosmetic purposes? Are you saying those who scrape out the poo tract are... ahem... vein?

At Nats Park people will line up for up to two innings for Shake Shack. I don’t get it. I like Shake Shack well enough, but it sure has hell is not worth that kind of line. I opt for shwarma instead.

Just to add to this: you forgot karaage, which are fried chunks of boneless chicken thighs marinated in soy sauce/mirin, breaded with potato flour. They’re incredibly good.

In addition, Japanese stadiums allow people to brin gin a lot of food purchased outside of the stadium. I haven’t been to Koshien, but I’ve been…