I bet 500 Quatloos on the newcomer

We had him drawn and quartered using old-school muscle cars.

And, of course, the concept of the Vulcan Captain Rhon was heavily retooled into a feature film starring Kurt Russell.

Trekkie. Fight me.

D’oh! I hope DrColossus got fired for that blunder.

Animated is canon sometimes. Including the source of Kirk’s middle name.

[ADJUSTS EXPENSIVE GLASSES]

A bit of a stretch, but the idea of the “Odyssey” (a long trip home) ultimately surfaced with Voyager.

not to mention the holodeck that made so much trouble on the Enterprise-D.

I hear its dialogue is coming straight from the mics of actual players, so it’ll be a bunch of caffeine-fueled 13 year old boys shouting things like “Hit the tank, fag!” or “Why didn’t you hit the tank, fag?” or, in quieter, more retrospective moments, simply “Fag!”.

i hope there is a funeral scene with the protagonist holding a controller long enough to do this.

Ironically, the original lyric was:
“Actors gonna act, act, act, act, act
In accordance with their essential nature. It’s a fact!”

Hot take: Florence + The Machine’s “Shake It Out” is vastly superior to Swift’s “Shake It Off” anyway.

The Honorable Michael Fitzgerald, file photo.

I think all of his work is awesome. And something that doesn’t come across well online, is how big these paintings are. That Napoleon one is 9'x9'.

Yeah, that’s a fucking rad painting. If that guy wanted to paint me, I’d let him throw as much sperm on there as he wanted. He could put my head on a sperm and I’d be like, hey, guy, you do you.

“The concept of actors acting in accordance with their essential nature is not at all creative; it is banal.”

It’s a stretch though. I mean, could also be a melted ladle, a baited fish hook, a vein in a man’s head (okay it actually is this one), a map to the place where Nic Cage can find the declaration of Independence...

I’m not going to lie. That does look like a sperm. I love the painting. It’s easily the most interesting and creative presidential portrait. I would love the painting even if it weren’t Obama. That may, however, be a sperm. Artists are strange.